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On The Job
Dispatch - We Have Managed To Execute One Patient
A firefighter captain at the scene of a bad car accident was always known to
get a little excited under circumstances. Two patients were trapped in a
vehicle, and the 'Jaws of Life' were required to extricate the patients.
In an effort to keep dispatch informed of the situation and monitor
extrication time, when the first patient was extricated... The fire captain
radioed dispatch and excitedly exclaimed, "Dispatch, we have managed to
execute one patient and we have just begun to execute the other."
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